★ Brutal. Honest. $10.
Pay $10. Submit your side project or website. Get a brutal, honest 200-word teardown in 48 hours. No fluff. No fake encouragement. Just the truth.
Andrew
I've built and launched my own projects from scratch — and watched them struggle in the real world. That experience taught me something: most feedback is useless because it's too nice. I don't do nice. I do honest. You'll get the truth your friends won't tell you.
How it works
One flat fee. No tiers, no upsells, no "premium" version. Just ten dollars for the unfiltered truth.
Drop your URL and a one-line description of what you're building. That's all I need.
Within 48 hours you'll receive a 200-word breakdown of exactly what's wrong — and what might save it.
Example roasts
Your headline says "Supercharge your productivity" which means absolutely nothing. Every productivity app says this. I spent 20 seconds on your landing page and still don't know what you actually do differently. The feature list reads like a spec doc, not a sales pitch. Nobody cares that you have "smart reminders" — tell me what problem you solve and for who. Your pricing page has three tiers starting at $0, which tells me you don't believe people will pay. Pick a lane: either it's free and you're building an audience, or it's paid and you're building a business. Right now it's neither.
The app looks nice. That's the good news. The bad news: you built a solution for a problem people solve with a Notes app. Coffee enthusiasts already have Notion, Obsidian, or a physical notebook — you need a reason so compelling they switch. Right now your value prop is "log your brews" which is table stakes. What's the insight only your app can surface? Flavor profiles over time? Correlation between grind size and your rating? If the data isn't doing something interesting, you're just a prettier spreadsheet. Also — dark mode only is a design choice that immediately alienates half your potential users before they try a single feature.
You're competing with Linktree, Beacons, and a hundred other tools in a market that decided its winner three years ago. That's not a death sentence but you haven't given me a single reason to choose you over them. The homepage literally says "share your links" — so does everyone else. If there's a real differentiator here I couldn't find it in two minutes, and two minutes is more patience than most visitors will give you. What do you do that they don't? If the answer is "it's simpler" — that's not a business, that's a feature request for an existing product.
Most people already know what's wrong. They just need someone to say it.
Submit Your Project — $10